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Please note: This part is still under development! The per-character archives aren't completely indexed yet, and most of the graphics on this page are still missing. The broken images you see are supposed to be broken. For the moment, anyway.

Progress update: character stories indexed through 2000. (Last updated: April 1, 2002.)

Hopes and Dreams
What do you want to be when you grow up?
January 20, 1999
Cultural Wastelands are Good
Two characters on a couch watching television. It's the most original plot ever.
February 15, 1999
Video Games are Better
Video games give so much, and ask so little in return, aside from the $60 a game.
February 22, 1999
Stand and Wait
Bernie takes Sean on a tour of her workplace, and handles a work crisis with only a little bit of panic.
March 1, 1999
No Stereotypes Week
Jane crusades against stereotypes, in a special message to you, the reader.
April 5, 1999
Babes in Toyland
Just the necessities of life: reading materials, filmed drama, edible panties.
June 14, 1999
Cross Check
Has your luggage been in your control at all times? Are you sure?
July 5, 1999
Going West
The Bobbins crossover! Sean and Bernie have adventures in the land across the pond.
July 12, 1999
Branch Office
Bernie and a new client clash over trees and tickets.
August 30, 1999
The Gig Is Up
Remember, kids: don't drink and drink.
September 13, 1999
Really Just Relax
At a not-too-distant party, somewhere in time and space, Bernie shows off her latest purchase.
November 15, 1999
Hitting the Road
Face it, Canada is funny.
December 20, 1999
1D
... And maaaany moooore.
August 7, 2000