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Note to women: you had your chance, you missed it. Doug's
girlfriend is visiting, and instead of getting her something useless like
flowers or jewelry, he's taking her on a weekend to Vancouver.
(Hey, it was that or a Palm IIIe.)
And since this is one of the most joyous weeks of Doug's life, and all
comedy comes from pain, aren't y'all lucky that he scripts at least a week
As always, your mail will be
read, replied to, and put up on the mail page for public consumption when we
get around to it.